Ana Paola: “mom, look a baby”
Me: “Yes, that’s a cute baby”
Ana Paola: “mom, can you get me a baby?”
Me: “!!!??? How do you want me to get one?
Ana Paola: “mmmm rent it”

Now ain’t that a good solution!

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Ana Paola: “mom, a spider!!”
Me: “yes, that is a spider, what is the color of the spider?”
Ana Paola: “YELLOWWW!!”
Me: “no baby, spiders are not yellow, spiders are black”
Ana Paola: “black? No mommy, YELLOWWWWW!!”

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Me: “Ana Paola, how do I look?
Ana Paola: “lindaa (pretty)”
My mom: “Ana Paola, and how do I look?”
Ana Paola: “biigggg!!”
My mom: “Aaahhh Ana Paola, don’t I look pretty too?”
Ana Paola: “nooo…. Biggggg!!”