One day in Paradise, Eve called God:

Eve: I have a problem.

God: What's the problem Eve?

Eve: I know you have created me, given me this beautiful garden, wonderful animals and a snake with whom I can laugh my ass out... but I am not entirely happy.
I am alone and I'm sick and tired of eating apples all day long.

God: Eve, in that case, I have a solution for you. I will create you a Man.

Eve: A man? what's that?

God: A man is an imperfect creature, with many glitches, that sometimes cheats, conceited... he will sure give you trouble. But he will be faster and stronger and he will like to hunt and kill stuff. He will have a simple aspect, but since you are complaining I will make sure he satisfies your needs. He will excel in childish stuff like kick a ball and he will need your constant advice to act accordingly.

Eve: sounds good (raising her eyebrow ironically). What's the catch?

God: you will have one condition. As he will be arrogant and narcicist, you will must make him think, I created him first.